Why men don't write advice columns

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 3:45:49

Dear Ted,

I hope you can help me here.

The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching
the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my
engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get
my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the
bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my
husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted
him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady
scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the
woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she
immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to
break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had
any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair
for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let
go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the
ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through
to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Suzy Fox

Dear Suzy,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel
line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto the
inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
Ted

Post 2 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 5:36:57

automotive skills, and selective attention. Man after my own heart! lol

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 8:38:41

haha. that's good!

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 8:58:47

Dear Ted

Why do men tell stupid jokes?

Post 5 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 10:57:05

fucken eh
i agree with becs on this one lol
guys are so lame haha :P jks

Post 6 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 11:40:48

hmm. and here I thought the ansewr was going to be "because we're tired of being asked, then our advice ignored. :P:)

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2007 12:14:43

Hey Ted, why do women read jokes that are obviously over their sweet little heads?

Your hunttin' buddy Bob